*****
This is my personal favorite of the
entire BOND film series. It is the best cast and directed
and it has the best screenplay. It also contains my favorite
John Barry BOND soundtrack. This film has the finest
villains and one of the best Bond Girls with Honor
Blackman's Pussy Galore and one of the best Bond Beauties
with Shirley Eaton's Jill Masterson. Speaking of beauties,
this film sports the incredibly sexy Aston Martin DB5, among
the greatest designed automobiles ever. This car is also the
slickest of the BOND gadgets. Is it any wonder that Pierce
Brosnan's Agent 007 is still driving this fantastic machine?
GOLDFINGER has the best title tune, which is sung by
the incomparable Shirley Bassey. Sean Connery's finest
performance as Bond can be found here as well. With all of
these great ingredients, what could possibly go
wrong??? Even though this film has a
brilliant plot, the screenwriters fumble when it comes to
the final scenes. In short, this attempted skyjacking is so
ridiculous and so obviously cobbled together that it begs
for improvement. A final chase would have sufficed with
James Bond rescuing Pussy Galore from Auric Goldfinger's
clutches. OK, so I'm old fashioned, but at least this would
have played out better than what we're given here. Besides,
the film needs one more action set-piece since its running
time is only 111 minutes. The only good thing that can be
said about the finale in GOLDFINGER is that it is
very brief. The screenwriters also fail to
convince when they have Pussy Galore switch sides after a
romp in the hay with Bond. Let's be honest here: this scene
is borderline rape. Bond is supposed to be a charmer with
the ladies not a molesting monster. Besides, Pussy Galore is
one tough cookie, not a lovesick schoolgirl! Come on!! She
can throw men over her shoulder, fly an airplane plus she is
a crack shot. Is this any way to treat a woman of her
caliber? Of course not! The writers should be horsewhipped
for this balderdash and if I had a horse I would do it. To
make matters worse, the screenplay for the next BOND film (
THUNDERBALL ) actually has the villainess speak some
lines that only highlight the ludicrousness of having Bond
use his sexual prowess to make a bad girl turn her back on
her nefarious ways and become good. Enough! But where the screenwriters get it
right is in their vast improvement over the novel's gold
heist. Instead of actually removing all the gold from Fort
Knox as Fleming wrote it, the film presents a superior
master plan for Goldfinger: contaminate our entire gold
supply with a small nuclear "device." It is very interesting
that by the end of the Sixties, our entire economic system
was completely off the gold standard. Very curious indeed.
But one plot point that should have stayed within the film's
screenplay concerns Bond's hidden note to alert the CIA
about the dawn raid on Fort Knox. Although the actual
circumstances were different in the novel, Bond actually
succeeded here. But in the film, what we get instead is a
extended and gratuitous sequence involving the crushing of a
very dead Mr. Solo inside a black Lincoln Continental. So
James Bond's hidden note inside Mr. Solo's pocket, which is
wrapped around the Q Branch miniature electronic tracker,
never reaches our government. What ultimately saves the day
in this film adaptation is the aforementioned sex-capades
between 007 and Miss Galore. Yeah. Right.
Whatever. Speaking of saving the day, the
screenwriter's really should have had Agent 007 actually
disarm Goldfinger's bomb instead of the desperate nonsense
he goes through during this scene. In fact, this BOND film
presents us with a rather klutzy 007 throughout the story.
After all, Bond's recklessness gets both Masterson sisters
killed, his Aston Martin DB5 smashed and he very nearly
detonates a small nuclear bomb inside Fort Knox. Blimey! One
reviewer at the time actually cited this as one of the key
elements to the film's success: the audience can identify
with a somewhat bumbling secret agent. Too bad the writers
make James Bond just a smarmy superman in the next film. But
this is much more preferable than making Bond just a silly
clown, which the Roger Moore incarnation tends to do more
often than not. But I digress. Still, what sets this BOND film
apart from the rest is that overall, it tends to be quite a
class act. The narrative takes its time to build up and the
action set-pieces, especially the Fort Knox raid and Bond's
battle with Oddjob, are so well directed and executed.
Almost all of the rest of the BOND villains pale in
comparison to Gert Frobe's Auric Goldfinger. This actor is
perfectly cast in this role and he matches the novel's
description exactly. Even though Gert Frobe's actual voice
is dubbed by another actor, his performance is equal to Sean
Connery's. But all of their scenes together are so well
written and acted, especially the golf match sequence and
the scene with the industrial laser threatening Bond.
Connery and Frobe are having a grand old time and it shows.
They really are a joy to watch. There has never been and there
never will be a better henchman in the BOND film series than
Harold Sakata's Oddjob. Honor Blackman's Pussy Galore is the
ideal Bond Girl: smart, strong, athletic, and ....... sexy!
This class of Bond Girl won't be matched until three films
later with actress Diana Rigg -- but small wonder: like
Honor Blackman, Diana Rigg cut her teeth on THE AVENGERS spy
series on British television. All in all, GOLDFINGER
represents a kind of pinnacle for the JAMES BOND film
series. The only place the series could go -- other than to
maintain this high level of excellence overall -- was
downhill. With the next two JAMES BOND film installments, it
does just that ....... unfortunately.