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What in the Sam Hill is this film about? A female Octopi cult!??! A renegade Russian general that patterns his behavior and expressions after George C. Scott's Buck Turgidson from the film DR. STRANGELOVE (1964) !??! Roger Moore's James Bond caught on film attired in a clown suit and clown makeup!??! A female lead whose motivations are very murky and whose performance is completely upstaged by a supporting player ( Maud Adams vs. Kristina Wayborn )!??! Louis Jourdan as the villain!??! Tigers, atom bombs, Fabergé eggs and Octi tattoos?!!? What nonsense!!!