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This film is as tired and saggy as
Roger Moore's face. He should have quit while he was ahead
back in 1981 after the release of the excellent FOR YOUR
EYES ONLY. The only bright spot in the cast is Patrick
Macnee, otherwise known as John Steed from THE AVENGERS
television series. But the rest of the cast is totally
wrong, including Christopher Walken, a graduate from the
Somnambulistic School of Acting. Here, John Glen's
directorial skills are lost within the film's complete mess
of a story and the narrative just goes on and on. 'Pacing ,
Mr. Glen, pacing!' The bottom line is this: does anyone
really care about this GOLDFINGER wannabe and it's
scheme involving cornering the market on computer chips? Of
course not!